![]() It's all capped off with a finale full of random CG clip art to pad out the runtime to barely feature length "MST3K," when you're planning your next purchase of rights for movies to mock, don't forget to buy in " Bulk. Even worse, the Amazing Bulk himself is barely in the film (but he is naked, and in one appearance somebody screams " Barney the purple dinosaur!"). The whole thing is inexplicably shot in front of green screens, rendered with cheaper-than-cheap CG backgrounds that look like they belong in a SEGA CD-ROM game or a Tim and Eric show. Today were checking out Fateful Findings, one of the worst movies of all time. With Neil Breen, Klara Landrat, Jennifer Autry, Victoria Viveiros. ![]() But rather than being entertained, the side effect of watching "Bulk" is feeling like you've been beset by a fever dream from binging Ang Lee's "Hulk" and Robert Rodriguez's "Spy Kids" films at the same time while indulging in the illegal substance of your choosing. FATEFUL FINDINGS (Neil Breen) - BAD MOVIE ROAST Double Toasted. Fateful Findings: Directed by Neil Breen. Fateful Findings is a 2012 American independent science fiction film directed, written, produced, edited by, and starring Neil Breen, 1 who was also in charge of production design, set decoration, makeup, sound editing, catering, and casting. It's about a well-meaning scientist (played by an actor who looks like he could be the lead singer for a Creed cover band) who turns into a giant raging (purple) monster that fights bad guys while on the run from his girlfriend's military father. But "Bulk" gets dangerously close to touching the third rail of the IP it's clearly ripping off.
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